Episode 1: A Firey Start

Transcript:

Black Pen: What should i do today?

Black Pen: I Know! I'll host an object show!

Hat: What do we do?

Diamond: I don't know

Black Pen: Join my object show

Diamond: Ok pen rip off

Hat: I join too

Black Pen: Are their any other contestants?

Diamond: Yes, their are about 32 of us

Hat: I think there are 33 of us

* Time skip happens*

Black Pen: GET TO THE TOP!

Evaporation: Fine!

Black Pen: Get in and stay alive the longest, Last three alive are team captains

Evaporation: okay...

Diamond: This seems dangerous...

7-Ball: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Diamond: at least we are still alive

Hat: Yeah!

Spike: can i be your friend?

Diamond: Sure!

Hat: Yeah!

Spike: Thanks

Arrow: RUN!!! Coffee Cup is here!

Evaporation: uhh... guys?

Evaporation: guys i'm evaporating!!!

* Time skip happens*

Frog Hat: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Diamond (in lava): Hi there!

Med-Kit: *Visibly confused*

Black Pen: STOP! you win

Frog Hat: grrrr

Black Pen: choose your team mates. Frog Hat will go first

* all contestants are chosen*

Coffee Cup: WHY WAS I CHOSEN LAST!?!

Diamond: you are mean

Black Pen: do handstands as long as possible. no armless contestants or flyers. also i will use origina drawings for this part

TV Guy: We will now take you away from your regularly scheduled program to show you these ADVERTISEMENTS

Advert Guy: are you bored?

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Advert Guy: Like how to shpel

Advert Guy: Or how to play the violin

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~Coffee Cups Guide to killing Glass Shard ~

Step 1: Casually approach target

Step 2: Take out hammer (Or get one)

Step 3: SMASH

TV Guy: we will now return you to your regularly scheduled program

Black Pen: Bag of Grass gets a prize

Black Pen: A Vote Token! it allows you to give your votes to another contestant

Black Pen: uhhh...

Black Pen: Well then... just do as evaporation says

Evaporation: Vote in the comments for who deserves to go! also this is a drawing

Coffee Cup: You suck!

Diamond: I hope you get eliminated